theavengersshouldnttext:

Thor: OH, ANGRY GREEN ONE, I HAVE DISCOVERED A PHENOMENON MOST WONDERFUL.

Bruce: Okay, what is it?

Thor: IF ONE PLACES TWO SYMBOLS OF PUNCTUATION ADJACENT TO ONE ANOTHER, THE RESULT MIMICS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.

Thor: :)

Thor: THIS ONE APPEARS TO BE CONTENT AND IS SMILING

Bruce: Yes Thor, I see, very nice

Thor: :D

Thor: :P

Thor: :S

Bruce: Okay…Thats enough…

Thor: I AM CURRENTLY EXPRESSING A FACE SIMILAR TO THIS ONE :( BECAUSE YOU DO NOT FIND THEM ENTERTAINING

Thor: I BELIEVED THEM TO BE QUITE ENTERTAINING

Bruce: Yes, but you’re overdoing it. Please stop

—

Bruce: dfhhdgfg

Tony: just text me when you’re done being a green rage monster

Bruce: Thank you…where am I?

Tony: On a beach, pepper’s on her way to you, she’s got clothes. what was it this time?

Bruce: Thor… He discovered emoticons…

Tony: Oh

Tony: okay well ill see you back at stark tower ;)

Bruce:…

Bruce: You are so lucky I have good control…

Tony: hey

Tony: hey

Tony: hey banner

Tony: (whale)

Bruce:…I hate you.

(submitted by ruraltruffle )