‎To all the girls whose thighs touch, with stretchmarks laid like gold across their backside, with bellies too full for any inadequate hands, thank Goddess for your abundance. — Kim Katrin Crosby   (via becauseimafuckinglady)

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fat-birds:

Snuggly Pearly Conure.

I just love this bird so much. So much.

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ozziescribbler:

temporalgearshift:

i actually had this conversation today

That’s it, WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. There won’t ever be a better graphic that summarizes sexist double standards in today’s geek culture.
THIS IS OUR CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL.

ozziescribbler:

temporalgearshift:

i actually had this conversation today

That’s it, WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. There won’t ever be a better graphic that summarizes sexist double standards in today’s geek culture.

THIS IS OUR CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL.

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idontgetheartheavy:

so i saw this post that said nine was like a tiger, ten like tigger, and eleven like a socially awkward cat and that is seriously the best description i’ve ever heard omg

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mrphyguy:

windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best

THE WILL OF THE KLAXXBIANS IS ETERNAL.

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lilmissconstrude:

Adorable.

lilmissconstrude:

Adorable.

stuckinabucket:

It’s Pangolin Appreciation Day again!
That’s right, motherfuckers.  This is a thing now.
Pangolins are little mammals who can be anywhere from one to three feet long.  They look like this.

Those scales are made of keratin (see also, fingernails, hooves, antlers, horns, etc.), and they make up 20% of the pangolin’s body weight.  Baby pangolins’ scales are soft, but adults’ are hard and have sharp edges.  When they’re threatened, they roll up into a ball like so.

This usually results in some fairly irritated predators.

Pangolins don’t have any teeth.  Instead of teeth, they have completely ridiculous tongues, with which they slurp up insects once they find a colony.  They can stick those honking things out over a foot, and they’re anchored in their chests (giant anteaters’ tongues also have this adaptation; those suckers are anchored to their fucking sternums, guys).

They can secrete a skunk-like musk as a defense mechanism, but they can’t spray it.
They can swim!

They use their mammoth fuck-off foreclaws to rip open termite mounds and insect colonies inside trees.  Because they’re so huge and non-retractable, pangolins don’t walk on their front feet.  They balance and shuffle along on their hind legs, so they always look like Montgomery Burns when they’re on the go.

Tree pangolins can use those claws to rip open insect colonies while hanging from their fucking tails from a fucking tree.  Basically, they’re armor-plated ninjas who can’t be disarmed and might give you a savage long-distance licking into the bargain.  Behold!

That pangolin thinks you’re just there for her to hang off of.  
That pangolin is right.  You are also there for her to perch on.

In conclusion, pangolins are awesome.

stuckinabucket:

It’s Pangolin Appreciation Day again!

That’s right, motherfuckers.  This is a thing now.

Pangolins are little mammals who can be anywhere from one to three feet long.  They look like this.

image

Those scales are made of keratin (see also, fingernails, hooves, antlers, horns, etc.), and they make up 20% of the pangolin’s body weight.  Baby pangolins’ scales are soft, but adults’ are hard and have sharp edges.  When they’re threatened, they roll up into a ball like so.

image

This usually results in some fairly irritated predators.

image

Pangolins don’t have any teeth.  Instead of teeth, they have completely ridiculous tongues, with which they slurp up insects once they find a colony.  They can stick those honking things out over a foot, and they’re anchored in their chests (giant anteaters’ tongues also have this adaptation; those suckers are anchored to their fucking sternums, guys).

image

They can secrete a skunk-like musk as a defense mechanism, but they can’t spray it.

They can swim!

image

They use their mammoth fuck-off foreclaws to rip open termite mounds and insect colonies inside trees.  Because they’re so huge and non-retractable, pangolins don’t walk on their front feet.  They balance and shuffle along on their hind legs, so they always look like Montgomery Burns when they’re on the go.

image

Tree pangolins can use those claws to rip open insect colonies while hanging from their fucking tails from a fucking tree.  Basically, they’re armor-plated ninjas who can’t be disarmed and might give you a savage long-distance licking into the bargain.  Behold!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sdzooglobal/6349367014/sizes/o/in/photostream/

That pangolin thinks you’re just there for her to hang off of.  

That pangolin is right.  You are also there for her to perch on.

image

In conclusion, pangolins are awesome.

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